So I'm without a student worker for this hour and three of our four printers decide to jam and die. Seriously, it's not my day. Not only was my pirate costume that I wanted not available, but I was sent into printer queue hell with a dozen angry patrons swarming around me. Asking for "that other guy" when I am obviously the only one available is not going to help your cause any further. Not to mention, I probably have a better idea of what I'm doing than that "other guy" anyway.

Printer status: All fixed. You may now bow and praise my name.